Paradoxical Pit Stops: A Timeline

This is a timeline of our most infamous pit stops.

1950s: The Early Years

Our founder, Bertrand P. Pitstop, opened the first Paradoxical Pit Stops in a small garage in the suburbs.

He offered a simple yet effective service: getting lost in the woods.

Customers were drawn in by our unique blend of confusion and bewilderment.

1960s: The Golden Age

We expanded to multiple locations, offering an even more complex web of confusion.

Our clients were now getting lost in not one, but three different places at once!

It was a real challenge to keep them straight, but we rose to the occasion.

1970s: The Disco Era

We added disco balls to the ceiling and platform shoes to the employees' outfits.

Our clients were getting lost in a sea of flashing lights and polyester.

We took the phrase "lost in the moment" to a whole new level.

1980s: The Era of Excess

We expanded to multiple cities, offering an even more complex array of confusing routes.

Our clients were now getting lost in not one, not two, but five different places at once!

It was a real challenge to keep them from getting too lost, but we managed.

1990s: The Grunge Era

We ditched the platform shoes and disco balls for flannel shirts and grunge music.

Our clients were getting lost in a haze of alternative culture.

We took the phrase "lost in the haze" to a whole new level.