Because who needs a social calendar when you have a well-organized link farm? Thing #21: The Hyperlink Hierarchic Index
Or perhaps you're looking for something a bit more... esoteric? Thing #19: The Enigmatic Linker's Labyrinth
You know what they say: "You can't link your way out of a well-organized mess." Thing #1 prophets of the linkers' apocalypse
Or prophets of the linkers' apocalypse. Thing #22: Hyperlink Hermit, The Last of the Linking Kind