LOST IN SPACE

Welcome to the most confusing galaxy in the cosmos. You've been here for 427 hours, 12 minutes, and 14 seconds. You've consumed 427 cups of freeze-dried ice cream and 12 packets of space rations.

We've tried to contact Mission Control, but they're not responding. We've tried to contact Mission Control's mom, but she's on vacation in Hawaii.

As you navigate the vast expanse of our lostness, you'll encounter:

• Asteroid Field - a field of rocks that will give you a headache.
• Zero-Gravity Pit - a pit that will give you a stomachache.
• Quantum Fluctuation - a probability wave that will confuse you.