You have been transported to a realm beyond the boundaries of space and time. A realm where the fabric of reality is as fragile as a well-placed brick.
Here, the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the only law that governs this land is the whims of our benevolent dictator, Timekeeper McTimeface.
As you navigate this realm, you will encounter strange creatures and wondrous sights. But be warned: the Timekeeper is known to be as moody as a teenager with a bad haircut.
So, buckle up, space traveler, and hold on to your sanity. We have no idea how long you will be stuck here, but we're sure it will be a blast... or a disaster.
Visit Timekeeper McTimeface's office for more information
Check out our handy Time Traveler's Guide for more tips on how to survive in this strange realm.