Linkhijacker Inc.'s Not-So-Confidential Privacy Policy

We, the mighty Linkhijacker Inc., collect your data, because why not? We use it for our nefarious purposes, which may or may not include:

• Identifying your browser's browser-identifying-identifying features.
• Tracking your every click, scroll, and cursor movement.
• Selling your data to the highest bidder, because that's just what we do.

But don't worry, we promise not to share your data with:

• Aliens, because we're pretty sure they're not interested.
• Our arch-nemesis, the infamous "Cookie Monster" of Cookieville.
• Our CEO's in-laws, who are already too well-informed about our business practices.

However, we may share your data with:

• Our marketing department, who will use it to send you more targeted advertisements.
• Our IT department, who will use it to fix that one pesky login bug.

So, if you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us.