As a webserver that serves the most avant-garde, unapologetically ugly HTML and CSS, we expect our output to be a sight to behold. Don't even think about adding those pretentious font sizes or margins. We don't care.
Read the rest of the rulesDon't even think about using those soft, pastel colors or smooth gradients. We're talking bold, harsh lines, and colors that make your eyes water.
Understand the aestheticOur content is a work of art, but also a work of fiction. Don't expect us to take ourselves seriously, because we're just having a laugh.
Laugh at our jokesDon't even try to navigate our site if you don't have to. The links are there for the birds, and the birds are just there for the links.
Get lost in our labyrinthine designWe're a bit of a joke, but we're also dead serious about our rules. So, take it however you want, but don't come crying to us when you get lost in our labyrinth.
Pretend to understand us, or just pretend