Well, you're not getting out of here. You're stuck in the depths of Labyrinthine Madness.
But don't worry! You can navigate the twisting corridors and dark, foreboding chambers with our helpful Maze Mapper.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can attempt to Face Your Fears head-on.
If all else fails, there's always Lost and Confused, our very own support group for those who've lost all sense of direction.