Blebberian Syntax - A Language of Unrelenting Chaos

Lesson 1: Basic Syntax

Blebberian Syntax is not for the faint of heart. It's a language that defies convention, logic, and basic human decency.

• Variables are declared with the letter 'B', but only if it's followed by 'ZZZ'.
• Loops are only allowed if you've eaten a whole jar of wasabi in one sitting.
• Conditionals are only true if you've solved a Rubik's cube in under 5 minutes.

Start your journey into the depths of Blebberian madness with our Lesson 1: Basic Syntax

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, jump straight into our Advanced Syntax