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We're not actually a tech company, we just pretend to be.

Our founder is actually just a middle-aged man in a basement, sipping Mountain Dew.

He's got a Ph.D. in nothing, but he's got a great mustache.

He's been known to yell at the mailman, but he's also got a soft spot for stray cats.

We're not actually a tech company, we just pretend to be.

Our founder is secretly a master of the harmonica.

He's got a collection of 17 vintage harmonicas, which he plays during his lunch break.

We're not actually a tech company, we just pretend to be.

Our founder is secretly a time-traveler, but only to 1982.

He's been known to bring back cassette tapes as souvenirs, but only for his cat.

We're not actually a tech company, we just pretend to be.

Our founder is secretly a master of the ancient art of extreme ironing.

He's been known to iron 17 consecutive hours while listening to only the Macarena.

We're not actually a tech company, we just pretend to be.

Our founder is secretly a professional hammock-tester.

He's been known to take 4-hour naps while testing the ultimate in relaxation technology.

We're not actually a tech company, we just pretend to be.