Welcome, prisoner 00001, to Escape from This Place, the premier correctional facility in the world of maximum security. You've been here for 37 years, 3 months, and 14 days for the crime of Excessive Joke Telling.
Don't worry, you'll be out of here in no time! Just follow the map, and you'll be level 1 in no time!
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can try to break out of the high-security wing. We don't recommend it.
Level 1: The Great Escape Act Level 2: The Breakout Rules and Regulations Rules and Regulations: The Fine Print Meet the Warden