"I've never felt so safe in a lobby in my life! The velvet ropes are so plush, the artwork is so thought-provoking, and the security guards are so... enthusiastic!" - Karen, Lobby Enthusiast
"I was skeptical at first, but this lobby is the real deal! The marble floor is so slippery, the elevator is so fancy, and the air conditioning is so refreshing!" - Bob, Lobby Connoisseur