Crisis Manager: The Art of Making a Mess and Selling it as a Solution

Our Lobbyists

• Energy Lobbyist
• Tech Lobbyist
• Health Lobbyist
• Financial Lobbyist

We specialize in taking a crisis and turning it into a lucrative opportunity. Our team of expert lobbyists are trained in the art of spinning, manipulating, and outright fabricating information to make the best of any situation.

We have a proven track record of success in:

• Creating fake news stories to shift public opinion
• Manufacturing consent through clever social media campaigns
• Suing our clients' opponents for defamation (even if it's not defamatory)
• Buying off key government officials with lavish gifts and promises of future favors

We're not just a group of slick talkers, we're the masters of crisis management. Our team has a PhD in creating a crisis and then selling it as a solution. Read about our values.