Lobbyist Rules

Rules of Engagement

As a lobbyist, you are expected to follow these simple rules:

Rule 1: Be Loud but Not Too Loud

Don't be that guy who just yells at the top of his lungs, but do make sure to be heard above the din of the coffee machine in the break room.

Link to Lobbyist Tips for more advice on effective communication.

Rule 2: Be Seen but Not Heard Lobbyist Rules | Lobbyist Schedule

Lobbyist Rules

Rules of Engagement

As a lobbyist, you are expected to follow these simple rules:

Rule 1: Be Loud but Not Too Loud

Don't be that guy who just yells at the top of his lungs, but do make sure to be heard above the din of the coffee machine in the break room.

Link to Lobbyist Tips for more advice on effective communication.

Rule 2: Be Seen but Not Heard

Make prophets of yourself by being seen at all the right social gatherings, but don't be that guy who overheard by everyone else.

Link to Lobbyist Fashion for tips on dressing for success.

And remember, the most important rule: always be on the take.

Link to Lobbyist Benefits for more information on how to get the most out of your job.

Or, you know, just wing it.

Link to Lobbyist Bonuses for info on the best perks of the job.

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