We offer a range of coverage options to protect you from the perils of lobstering, including:
*Disclaimer: Coverage does not apply to actual lobsters. Only fictional, therapy lobsters. Actual lobsters are not covered.
**Disclaimer 2: You are not actually paying for this insurance. It's just for fun. You're not actually covered.
**Disclaimer 3: Our lobsters are not actually therapy lobsters. They're just lobsters. But they do have a really good lawyer.
**Disclaimer 4: If you are actually a real insurance agent, please don't use this as actual insurance information. This is just a joke.
Don't get pinched by a lobster!