Visionary Application Portal

Welcome, fellow visionary, to the most esteemed portal for the most discerning prophets.

We have received your application for the esteemed title of Prophet of the Apocalypse, and we are pleased to present you with the following assessment:

Are you prepared to face the void of existential dread that lies at the heart of human existence?
Can you handle the crushing weight of an unrelenting, uncaring universe?
Are you willing to sacrifice your loved ones and pets for the sake of your vision?

Proceed with caution, or would you rather take the easy road?

(Note: Please keep in mind that this is a work of fiction and is not meant to be taken seriously.)