The world needs more catnip. A lot more catnip. We're not just talking about your average, everyday catnip. No, we're talking about the good stuff. The kind that makes you question your life choices, but in a good way. The kind that makes you laugh, cry, and possibly set your hair on fire (don't worry, that's a bonus).
As the leader of the Catnip Tavern, I've dedicated my life to spreading the gospel of this most sacred herb. And by gospel, I mean the 300-page, poorly-written, self-published novel I wrote about it.
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