We, the people of the 22nd century, do hereby declare that the current state of affairs is utterly, completely, and totally unacceptable. We demand a world where the air is always fresh, the coffee is always strong, and the memes are always on.
We reject the tyranny of boring meetings, pointless bureaucracy, and the scourge of beige-colored office furniture. We call for a new era of bold, bright, and unapologetic design.