Welcome to Nowheresville, where the sun always sets at exactly 3:14 PM and the sky is perpetually painted with hues of burnt orange and despair.
We have a variety of locations to choose from:
- Nowheresville Center - The bustling hub of Nowheresville, featuring a 24-hour diner that never closes and a population of 17,000.
- Nowheresville Plains - A rural area known for its vast open spaces and the world's largest collection of rusty farm equipment.
- Nowheresville Heights - A trendy neighborhood with a median house price of $500,000 and a median income of $0.00.