Abandoned Water Pump Station: Where the Water's Always Pumping, but the Beer's Always Flat

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Drink the Water. Seriously, Don't.

Located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA, this abandoned water pump station has been pumping out nothing but disappointment since 1987.

Features:

• A 20-foot tall water tower with a wonky wheel
• A pump that still sorta works, but mostly just makes a weird noise
• A sign that says "Pump Station: Est. 1955" despite being abandoned in the 90s

Want to see more of our lovely abandoned pump station?

• Learn about our storied past
• Take a tour of our crumbling facilities
• Grab a cold one from our adjacent abandoned beer bar

Current Water Pressure:

Zero. Just like our hopes and dreams.

Current Beer Pressure:

Our Tour: "Pumping" Up the Fun!

Join us for a tour of the abandoned water pump station, where the only thing that's still pumping is our imagination!

Highlights of the tour include:

• The "Pump-o-matic 5000" - a pump that still kinda works, but mostly just makes a weird noise
• The "Water Tower of Doom" - a 20-foot tall structure that's perfect for climbing and screaming
• The "Abandoned Beer Bar" - where you can still get a cold one, even if the beer's not so cold

Don't forget to bring your sense of adventure (and a few spare parts for the old pump)

Upcoming Tour Dates:

Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, from 10am-2pm

Get Tickets:

Buy your tickets now!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try to sneak in through the "Pump Station's Secret Entrance"... if you can find it

Sneaky McSneakface, where are you?