Mars Colony 7: Contact Us (Please Don't)

We're not actually expecting your call. Or visit. Or mail. Or...
But if you must, here's how to get in touch:

• Phone: 1-800-DOOMED-1
• Email: [abandonallhope@mars7.com](mailto:abandonallhope@mars7.com)
• Fax: 1-800-DOOMED-1 (just kidding, we don't have a fax)

Please note: Our internet is slow, our phones are disconnected, and our mail is mostly just old pizza receipts.