THE GREAT ESCAPE

Staircase to Nowhere: The Ultimate Escape Route

You've made it to the top of the stairway to nowhere, but now it's time to get down. Literally.

This isn't just a staircase, it's a metaphor for life. A never-ending spiral of existential dread and crippling self-doubt.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. There's a bar at the bottom. The Stairway Saloon awaits.

WARNING: THE STAIRCASE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

Panic attacks, vertigo, and spontaneous combustion are just a few of the many side effects of using this staircase.

Proceed at your own risk. Or don't. I mean, seriously, don't.

The Stairway Saloon