You've made it to the top of the stairway to nowhere, but now it's time to get down. Literally.
This isn't just a staircase, it's a metaphor for life. A never-ending spiral of existential dread and crippling self-doubt.
But don't worry, it's not all bad. There's a bar at the bottom. The Stairway Saloon awaits.
Panic attacks, vertigo, and spontaneous combustion are just a few of the many side effects of using this staircase.
Proceed at your own risk. Or don't. I mean, seriously, don't.