Nowheretown was founded in 1856 by a group of misfits and outcasts who were tired of being part of actual history. Our town's motto is "We're not important, and that's okay."
Our town hall is a 19th-century replica of the one from that one time we visited the museum. The local park is a vast, empty field where we have a "festival" every five years to remind ourselves we're still here.
Visit our local museum (Museum of Unremarkable Artifacts) to see the world's largest collection of slightly-used tissues and moderately-faded photographs!
We also have a legendary history that's just waiting to be explored!
The Great Fire of Nowheretown (1872): A small blaze that destroyed 3/4 of our town's population of 17 residents.
The Great Flood of Nowheretown (1898): A minor overflow of the town's only water tower that left us with a faint scent of desperation.