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Someplace is a town in the middle of nowhere.

A Guide to Someplace

Things to Do

1. Visit the local diner for a mediocre breakfast.

2. Explore the town's extensive collection of abandoned buildings.

3. Participate in the annual Someplace Fest, a celebration of nothingness.

Places to Stay

1. The Someplace Motel, where the beds are as flat as the local economy.

2. The Someplace Inn, where the rooms are as stale as the local air.

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Getting There

Someplace is accessible by bus, but only if you like that sort of thing.

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