They're for a reason, folks. A reason that will likely involve screaming and/or dismemberment.
Learn more about laser trapsYou're not here for therapy, so just deal with it.
Consult the lair's unofficial therapistDon't be a monster. Share the coffee with fellow lair-dwellers.
Understand the lair's complex social dynamicsWe're a serious operation here, not some glittery rave lair.
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