Our Methodology is Not That Complicated

We don't actually do science. We just kinda sorta make things work.

Our team consists of experts in the field of "figuring it out as we go along" and "making it work for now, but probably breaking it later."

Our approach to logic is a delicate balance of trial and error, wishful thinking, and occasionally shouting at each other until it works.

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Our Scientific Approach is Not That Scientific

When we do science, we just kind of... um... try to sound smart.

We've got a team of highly-trained "experts" who can recite the most complex-sounding buzzwords and jargon without actually understanding what they mean.

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