Privacy Policy (Or Lack Thereof)

We don't actually have a privacy policy. We're not even sure what that means. We're not lawyers, and we're not trying to be. We just make stuff up as we go.

If you want, you can make up your own privacy policy. We hear it's a real challenge.

But seriously, we don't collect or store any of your information. We don't have the resources for that sort of thing. We just pretend to be a real website.

However, if you do decide to give us your email address, we might just send you a funny joke or two. We're like that. Or maybe we'll just not send anything at all. We're not really sure.

So, go ahead and give us a try. We're not going to judge you. Or store your data. Or do anything, really.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, what we don't know about our complete lack of privacy policy.

Or, if you're really, really adventurous, what we don't actually know about our lack of knowledge.