Why Is It Not Rocket Science?

It's not rocket science because rocket science is hard and boring. Where's the fun in that? I mean, have you ever seen the lines of code it takes to make a simple trajectory correction? No thanks.

Here are some reasons it's not rocket science:

• It's not rocket science because it's not rocketry.
• It's not rocket science because who needs to calculate orbital mechanics when you can just Google it?
• It's not rocket science because the only thing more complicated than rocket science is my aunt's knitting pattern.