LogiCabyrinth: Absurdist Solutions for the Utterly Confused

Welcome, dear seeker of the illogical and the absurd! You've stumbled upon the most confounding, the most bewildering, the most utterly confounding solutions to life's most pressing problems. Or, you know, not really.

Here's a selection of our most popular absurdist solutions:

• Quantum Flapjacket: A Method for Solving All of Life's Mysteries by Simply Flapping Your Arms Wildly
• Dancefighting Techniques: The Art of Resolving Conflict through Exuberant Movement
• Sockpuppetry: The Ultimate Solution to All of Life's Most Pressing Problems, or How to Make Your Socks Do the Work for You

Or, if none of these options appeal to you, try:

• Just Pretend It's: A Method for Solving All of Life's Mysteries by Simply Pretending They're Not Really a Problem
• What About?: A Solution to All of Life's Questions by Simply Asking "What About?" Over and Over and Over Again