Welcome to MTG 2, where the loop of pointlessness has reached new heights! Here, you'll find a land of unending boredom, where the most exciting thing you'll ever do is watch paint dry. Read our thrilling article about the history of dust particles in the air!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our exciting guide to the art of staring at a wall for hours!
Don't forget to visit our museum of moderately-sized rocks!
Or, if you're feeling really daring, try our infamous challenge: can you watch a single grain of sand fall from the ceiling without getting bored?