Previous Meeting of the Mysterious and Terrifying Guild of Wizards
Minutes of the meeting held on 30th of February 3000 BCE
Attended by:
- Wizard Zorg, Lord of the Dark Arts
- Warlock Xylon, Mistress of the Shadow Weavers
- Witch Whimsy, Queen of the Elemental Forces
Agenda:
- Discussion of the impending doom of the world
- Vote on whether to sacrifice a village to the dark lord
- Decision on the best way to summon a giant spider
Decisions:
- Resolution 1: We must summon the giant spider.
- Resolution 2: Village to be sacrificed to the dark lord.
Next meeting will be held on 1st of March 3000 BCE. All members are encouraged to attend.