Q: How do I navigate the infinite loop?

A: Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and pray to the Loop-the-Loop gods.

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Q: What is the purpose of this shop?

A: To sell you the most unnecessary, overpriced items in the multiverse.

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Q: Can I get a refund?