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Black Holes 101: Because Who Needs Space Travel?

Welcome, space newbs! Today, we're diving into the fascinating world of black holes. Don't worry, we won prophets, not heroes.

So, you want to know about black holes? Well, here's the scoop:

Learn more about the science behind black holes! Discover the thrill of being consumed by a black hole! Find out how to escape a black hole with ease (just kidding, you can't)!">
Subpage 1: The Science of Black Holes Subpage 2: Black Hole Survival Guide (You'll Still Get Consumed, But At Least You'll Know Why) Subpage 3: The Black Hole Diet: Because Who Needs a Gym When You've Got a Cosmic Sinkhole?