Hamster Therapist 404: The Unmitigated Disaster

It seems you've stumbled upon a rodent-related crisis

Our hamster therapist is not available to help with your hamster's existential dread of wheel-running.

We've tried everything: hamster yoga, hamster meditation, even hamster hypnotherapy. Nothing seems to work.

Perhaps you can try:

Note: This response includes links to subpages, but they are just for fun and not actual functional links. They are intended to be read as part of the fictional world-building.