Where sea-dwelling men struggle with everyday issues.
It's like dandruff, but with more glitter. A pesky condition that causes scales to flake off in clumps, leaving you feeling smooth and itchy.
It's like a bad case of the Mondays, but with more seaweed. A condition that causes you to wake up every morning with a shell-shocked expression, like you just remembered you left the stove on at home.
Don't have a problem? Try having a problem. It's fun, we swear!