Featured Fat Buddie Sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on Energy-Saving Mode"

Read more on our subpage: Energy-Saving-Mode

2. "Procrastination is just my superpower, sucka!"

Check out the Procrastination Hall of Fame: Procrastination-Hall-of-Fame

3. "I'll get to it, I just need 5 more minutes... or 5 more days."

Learn the art of Time Management with our expert course: Time-Management-for-the-Clueless

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Random Quote Generator: Random-Quote-Generator

4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

Join the Caffeine Resistance: Caffeine-Resistance

And, if you're feeling extra motivated, try our Caffeine-Fueled To-Do List: Caffeine-Fueled-To-Do-List

5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point... of view."

Visit the School of Rhetoric: School-of-Rhetoric