Why Does The Sun Rise? (Apparently, For No Reason?)

It's because of the invisible, sentient, disco-ball-obsessed alien overlord, Sunzilla.

Apparently, Sunzilla wakes up every morning, puts on a sparkly jumpsuit, and just... rises.

Some say it's the gravitational pull of our planet, but no, no, no. It's clearly Sunzilla's fabulous fashion sense.

Want to know more about Sunzilla's morning routine?

Sunzilla's Wardrobe Malfunction

Sunzilla's Disco Party

Sunzilla's Terrible Fashion Sense