Readers have been reading "The Article" for 24 hours and 24 minutes and 12 seconds, but have not yet finished it. The article, a 5-page treatise on the meaning of life, has been deemed "utterly fascinating" by 3 of the 10 people who have read it.
Current readership: 7
Nausea, Dizziness, and a growing sense of existential dread have been reported in 9 out of 10 readers.