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Whiskers, the mischievous feline overlord of 345 Main St, has been caught red-pawed in the act of stealing all the fish from the local tackle shop.
Witnesses describe the scene as "utter chaos" as Whiskers was seen sauntering out of the shop with a telltale trail of scales and fishing gear leading from her paws.
Read the Loop News for more on this developing story.