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For those who thought the original Eggs-Travesty was too tame, we've taken the absurdity to new heights!
Here, the eggs are not just dyed, but also wearing tiny top hats and monocles. Because, why not?
Try our new and improved recipe for Mystery Egg Soup, featuring eggs that are 99.9% certain to make you question your life choices.
Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, attempt our Eggs-Trautism-Extreme, where eggs are not just dyed, but also set on fire and put in a blender.