Welcome to the Loop The Loop Zipper, where the path is infinite, but our sanity is not.
We're a zipper factory that's been stuck in a never-ending loop, trying to get back to the start.
Loops Within Loops: A Tale of Woe Meet the Zipper Maintainers: Heroes of the Infinite CorridorWe're currently stuck in Loop 3456, where the walls are closing in, and our supply of snacks is almost depleted.
Estimated time to escape: unknown.
Zipper malfunctioning: 99.9%