Loops of Doom: Frequently Asked Questions

What is Loops of Doom?, a mystical realm of infinite recursion.

Q: Why do loops never end?

A: Because we've forgotten how to stop.

Q: How do I escape the loop?

Consult our expert advice on Loop Escape Techniques, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Q: What's the deal with all the flashing lights?

A: Those are just the warning signs for the impending Loop of Doom. Don't worry, it's just for show.

Q: Can I have a map of the loop?

Check out our hand-drawn Loop Map, but don't get too close, or you'll get lost.