Extra Large Claim
You've requested an extra large claim, we've got it for you!
Our lawyers have reviewed this claim and we are willing to accept it. But be warned, the fine print says you have to actually have a good reason for making such a claim.
We're not saying it's true, but our team of expert claim evaluators have evaluated this claim and found it to be Extra Large Claim: Evaluated!
Don't worry, we'll send you a bill for the evaluation in the next email. Or not.