Welcome to Loopsaloon, where the loop never breaks.
Drink from the Fountain of Infinite Refreshment, but beware the Looping Labyrinth of Lost Souls.
Visit our famous Saloon of Infinite Reflections for a glimpse into the abyss.
Do not stare into the void of the Loop-the-Loop Zipper for more than 5 seconds. Your sanity may be lost forever.
Do not drink from the Fountain of Infinite Refreshment if you value your free will.