Section A: The Looping
Loops of Loops is a site that serves loops. You are now trapped in a never-ending cycle of... well, loops. We're not really sure what kind of loops, but we're sure they're interesting. Read the fine print
Section B: The Looping of Loops of Loops
In the event that you find yourself lost in the loop, you may experience symptoms including but not limited to: Loop-Induced Stress Syndrome
Section C: The Loop of Loops of Loops of Loops
Don't try to escape. It's a trap. A delicious, looping trap. Read the Loop Trap Management policy