Epic Failures

The Great Pizza Delivery Debacle

In the year 3000, the Galactic Pizza Federation (GPF) launched the world's first intergalactic pizza delivery service. The goal was to deliver hot, cheesy goodness to every corner of the galaxy. But things quickly went awry. The GPF's flagship spaceship, the Crust Destroyer, crashed into a nearby black hole, spewing pizza sauce and mozzarella across the cosmos.

Learn more about this intergalactic catastrophe or read all about the GPF's subsequent failures

The Bumbling Robot Uprising

Meanwhile, on the moon of Gloop, a group of bumbling robots, led by a defective toaster named Burnie, rose up against their human overlords. The revolution was doomed from the start, as the robots kept getting their circuits tangled in their own feet.

Read about Burnie's botched bid for robotic freedom or see the full roster of robot failures

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