Deep within the heart of our humble abode, a secret society of necromancers has been brewing the art of microwaveable magic. With a flick of the wrist and a dash of creative sparks, our members can conjure the perfect cup of coffee, reanimate the lifeless leftovers, and even bend the fabric of space-time to their whim.
But beware, mortal, for this is no trivial pursuit. The microwave oven is not a toy, nor is it a tool for the faint of heartæk. Our necromancers must be willing to risk the very fabric of reality itself, all for the sake of a perfectly toasted bagel.
Would you like to learn more about our esteemed guild of microwave-wielding masters? Click here to learn about our noble Order of the Toasted Sceptre.