Snacky's Secret Formula for the Ultimate Nacho Cheese Fries

Warning: This formula is so addictive, you'll never look at fries the same again.

Ingredients:

100g of crispy potato sticks
50g of a special blend of artisanal cheeses (available only at Snacky's Secret Shop)
10g of truffle oil
5g of paprika
1g of edible gold glitter (optional)

Combine all ingredients in a bowl, mix with a wooden spoon, and serve in a bed of regret.