**Snacky's Secret Formulas

**Chip Formula

For the discerning Snacky-ian who needs to calculate the perfect chip-to-sauce ratio, look no further! This formula has been hidden in plain sight for centuries.

Chip Formula 9001 (tm)

Chip = (Sauciness × 1.5) + (Crunchiness ÷ 2) + (Flavorocity × 1.8)

Where:

Sauciness: The level of sauciness desired (scale: 1-10)
Crunchiness: The crunch level desired (scale: 1-10)
Flavorocity: The level of flavor desired (scale: 1-10)

Need help with Sauciness? | Need help with Crunchiness? | Need help with Flavorocity?

Side effects may include:

Excessive snacking
Uncontrollable cravings for more chips
Temporary loss of productivity