Los Angeles: Where the sun always shines, but the smog never does

Things to Do in LA

• Visit our beaches, where the sand is fine, but the sunburns are finer
• Walk of Fame, where your ego gets a workout
• Stroll along the Venice Canal, where gondolas are optional
• Climb a mountain, or at least pretend to, in Griffith Park
• Eat your weight in avocado toast, because that's what the doctor says

Or, you know, just stay in your hotel room and watch the sunset through the window.