Squidward the Unsavory - Lost and Found

Welcome to the lost and found of the grumpiest cephalopod in Bikini Bottom. If you've lost something, it's probably because you're a slob.

Here's a list of things we've found so far:

• 1. A slightly used up sponge that smelled like last week's Krabby Patties
• 2. A VHS player, because nobody needs to watch movies on a VCR, right?
• 3. A pair of socks, but they're probably yours, you slob.

If you think one of these items might be yours, contact us and we'll give you a 50/50 chance of getting it back. Don't get your hopes up, though.

We're located at Our Office in Bikini Bottom. Don't get lost on the way, though. It's hard to find.

You might also be interested in visiting Our Branch in the Parking Lot, but we make no promises.